10 Excruciatingly Bad Films You Should Die Before You See

10. The Hottie And The Nottie

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Paris Hilton was 'hot', which he followed by giving her the lead role in The Hottie And The Nottie, a would-be comedy The Village Voice called “crass, shrill, disingenuous, tawdry, mean-spirited, vulgar, idiotic, boring, slapdash, half-assed and very, very unfunny.”

Hilton's BFF is a 'nottie' (tombstone teeth, a facial mole, an infected toenail etc.), but apparently you can't get into a hottie's pants unless her nottie likes you - it's a law of physics or something. So one prospective suitor attempts to get into the nottie's good graces, which leads to much 'hilarious' banter about hirsute females as well as scenes where strangers gag in the poor girl’s presence.

But guess what? This she-hulk does something with her hair and instantly becomes eye candy, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that we are a shallow and superficial species who must for the love of God be wiped off the face of the planet.