10 Films That Were Clearly Vanity Projects

By Niall McLoughlin /

5. Lady In The Water €“ M. Night Shyamalan

I€™ll admit, it€™s been pretty easy to criticise M Night Shyamalan over the past few years, but like many others I thoroughly enjoyed Sixth Sense, Unbreakable and even Signs. Despite things getting predictable and slightly ridiculous in 2004€™s The Village, the follow up Lady in the Water looked promising, with Bryce Dallas Howard as the lead. Sadly, it was the moment Shyamalan succumbed to his own delusion. Let€™s cut to the main gripe I have with the film. Bryce Dallas Howard€™s character Story is on Earth to find the author whose book will change humanity for the better. Who is the writer of this fabled book? Yes, M Night Shyamalan of course, acting again in a role that should never have been his. To add further confirmation of his arrogance, Bob Balaban plays a film critic who is portrayed as egotistical and self assured and who eventually comes to a gruesome end. The death of a film critic as well as Shyamalan including himself in such a prominent role represents the state of how Shyamalan perceives himself to be. No humble, modest director would cast him or herself in such a glaringly artistic role. It needed a better actor to convey the story that need to be told. A wasted opportunity. While M. Night Shyamalan has gone on to make worse films, it was Lady in the Water that really cemented his decline.