Never has there been such a pretty cast doing such ugly things as in Closer, a romantic drama starring Jude Law (Dan), Natalie Portman, Julia Roberts (Anna) and Clive Owen (Larry). This ridiculously attractive foursome unintentionally enter into a tug-of-war, creating a set of relationships so complex that you may require a diagram or else just assume that everyone sleeps with everyone else. Why is it anti-love? Closers anti-love vibe is best summed up by Clive Owen when he spurts, What do you have to do to get some intimacy around here! The whole film has an uninvolved feel to it and projects the idea that knowing someone completely, and being able to trust your perception of them is impossible. Most anti-love moment? Natalie Portman donning a pink wig and performing a seedy strip for Clive Owen to the sound of Prodigys Smack My B**** Up.