10 Greatest Ever Stoner Movies
7. Ted
Everyone loves the arrogant little bear that is Ted. Voiced by Seth McFarlane, Ted is childhood best friends with John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), living in the apartment they share with his girlfriend Lori Collins (Mila Kunis). Everyone is in their ideal world until Lori decides that it's her or Ted, after an unfortunate incident involving Ted and four strippers.
This film is funny on a Family Guy level - you know it's going to be offensive and sometimes you feel guilty for laughing, but you do so anyway. The plot is oddly relatable, considering it's about a teddy bear and a mid-thirties guy. Growing up and joining the adult world is something everyone has probably put off at one point or another.
Add in a crazed stalker turned kidnapper and Flash Gordon and you've got one hell of a film about a talking teddy bear.
Best Moment
It is more a series of moments, but Ted is constantly promoted at his grocery store job, the worse he does - including having sex on top of some vegetables. That complete hatred of a job is oddly relatable to anyone who's ever worked with the public.