10 Horror Movie Characters You Didn't Realise Actually Survived

10. Brian - Valentine

2001's cult classic slasher Valentine touts a solid body count, but you might've missed a character who actually wasn't among the dead.

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During the climactic Valentine's Day party, Paige (Denise Richards) is invited upstairs by slimeball Brian (Woody Jeffreys), who has a "surprise" to show her - that surprise being his penis.

Brian then begs a thoroughly unimpressed Paige to "wax" his penis, prompting her to go the hyper-literal route by tying him to the bed and straight-up pouring hot wax all over his exposed genitals.

The last we see of Brian, he's cursing Paige's name while writhing helplessly on the bed.

And though not long after this a massacre unfolds in the very same house, we're never given any indication that Brian is among the victims - even though he would've been easy pickings for the killer.

But Brian is a fundamentally minor character whose existence we're never invited to care one iota about, and so it's easy to completely forget about him the moment he disappears from the movie, even if his heart is still presumably beating when the end credits roll.

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