10 Horror Movies That Punish You For Getting Wasted

10. Zorro's Ladies - Frankenhooker

If crack isn't bad enough for your health, Frankenhooker went one better than that and served up supercrack™.

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Putting it totally out there, your scribe here will forever take the chance to discuss Frankenhooker at any and all opportunities. And fortunately, given the topic of the day here is horror films that punish people for getting wasted, Frank Henelotter's 1990 picture perfectly fits the bill.

In Frankenhooker, the bulk of the movie finds would-be science whizz Jeffrey Franken (James Lorinz) looking to create the perfect body for the decapitated head of his fiancée. You see, poor Elizabeth (Patty Mullen) has her head cut off in a tragic lawnmower accident during the film's opening scene.

Deciding that the wisest plan of attack is to get friendly with the ladies working under local pimp Zorro, Jeffrey schemes to collect the best body parts of these ladies and create his perfect woman. To do that, he lures in his targets with his own supercrack drug that's designed to knock them out.

Unfortunately for these ladies, their wish to get high backfires spectacularly when this supercrack is a tad too strong - to the point it causes Zorro's women to literally explode.

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