10 Mind-Numbingly Stupid Lines Of Dialogue From Man of Steel

By Matthew Murray /

9. Jor-El says:

€œI will honour the man you once were, Zod, not this monster you have become.€

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This line is said by Jor-El in the first scene, when Zod starts to take over Krypton. The problem with this dialogue isn€™t so much that it€™s badly written on its own. It does kind of flow off the tongue. And it makes sense in the context of what€™s happening. But it sounds absolutely terrible in the film because Zod€™s transformation into villain is rushed so carelessly. Let€™s look at the broader picture here. This dialogue occurs in the first scene of the film. The very first scene! Now I€™m aware that there is a lot of backstory to cover here and viewers are going to be keen to see Superman on Earth. But dear God was Zod written lazily. We never once get a glimpse of the villain as the respectable general he supposedly once was. Even worse he barges into the first scene while we€™re only just learning of the situation on Krypton. Russell Crowe delivers the line like a poorly trained B-movie actor trying out for Shakespeare and you can€™t help but giggle at the ridiculousness of the whole thing. Goyer€™s mistake here is trying to hit us emotionally in regard to a character that hasn€™t even had one other scene to develop in. Whatsmore, I€™m not entirely sure that Kryptonians would refer to each other as men€let alone speak English in the first place.