10 Most Gratuitous Movie Sports Scenes Ever

By Ben Bussey /

8. Clerks €“ Roller Hockey

To be fair, the hockey scene in Kevin Smith€™s microbudget debut doesn€™t just show up out of nowhere: we€™re told it€™s coming from the very first scene, in which Brian O€™Hallaran€™s beleaguered protagonist Dante complains he can€™t work that day because he€™s playing hockey that afternoon. Still, once it does arrive, it€™s fair to say it€™s not a scene that serves a great deal of function, other than to momentarily move the action out of the dingy convenience store and into the light of day. The sequence does seem to rather contradict the overall flow of the movie, however. We€™re told repeatedly how Dante is stuck in his dead-end job in the store because he lacks the nerve to attempt otherwise, yet this scene not only sees him close the store in the middle of the day but also propose playing hockey on the roof of the store, whilst also seeing him butt heads with an anonymous customer (played by producer Scott Mosier) - hardly the actions of one lacking a backbone. Still, given that Clerks is specifically structured to present a series of the most unlikely events to occur during a standard, boring work day, a brief rooftop game of hockey seems to fit well enough.