10 Most Insufferable Movies Since 2000
10. John Carter
As choppily edited and incoherent as a 1980s Indonesian fantasy film, this $250 million epic fail was Disney's attempt to wring a franchise out of the Edgar Rice Burroughs character. With its Avatar-like aliens and expensive action sequences, John Carter must've looked like a great package to studio executives, but the lack of character motivation and backstory, coupled with an editing style that reduces every shot to three seconds (or less), means the film plays more like a 2 hour long trailer.
There's a shapeshifting alien, a beautiful Martian princess and some hoo-hah about a medallion, but the filmmakers dont want to give the viewer any more information than that for fear of slowing the movie down. The resulting picture keeps the audience at arms length throughout, and when the critics proved predictably unkind (USA Today called it bloated, dreary and humourless), the film struggled to a $73 million domestic haul in US cinemas.