The chaser will catch up with the chased and make a grand verbal declaration of love that has been written by a spotty faced script doctor who has never met a woman let alone been intimate with one, but who dreams of saying exactly this sort of shit to a female of the species (who isnt inflatable) one day! Let's take a quick look at the "iconic" final speech by Hugh Grant in Four Weddings & a Funeral: "... Ehm, look. Sorry, sorry. I just, ehm, well, this is a very stupid question and... , particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, ehm, eh, I mean obviously not because I guess I've only slept with 9 people, but-but I-I just wondered... ehh. I really feel, ehh, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, eh, the words of David Cassidy in fact, eh, while he was still with the Partridge family, eh, "I think I love you," and eh, I-I just wondered by any chance you wouldn't like to... Eh... Eh... No, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not... Excellent, excellent, fantastic, eh, I was gonna say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb... Better get on..." Now - who thinks that would actually work in real life? It may work to secure you an appointment with a speech therapist but, come the fuck on, no woman is going to wait around to see how that speech ends! Yet stand a guy in the rain mumbling that with music swelling and you've got yourself a 'moment'! Go figure!