10 Most Ridiculous Horror Movie Villains

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9. Jeff Goldblum Vs A CGI Angel - Hideaway (1995)

Recovering after a near-fatal car accident, Jeff Goldblum realizes he has the ability to slip down CGI wormholes and witness the crimes of teenage psycho Jeremy Sisto, which of course the cops don€™t believe for a second. €œNext time you have a gut feeling,€ says one helpful officer, €œtry Alka Seltzer.€ We know Something Bad has happened because Sisto should be in the morgue, having offed himself before the opening credits, but instead he became a guinea pig in dad Alfred Molina€™s resuscitative trials. Disguising himself as a blind man in order to obtain Goldblum€™s address (why not?), Sisto blows the ruse by saying, €œI€™ll see myself to the door€, which probably wasn€™t meant to be funny, but never mind. Arriving chez Goldblum, he€™s met by wife Christine Lahti (Running On Empty) who in a scene doubtless familiar to the novel€™s devotees, kicks his ass while calling him a €œskinny little fuck.€ However, Dean Koontz€™s original novel hasn€™t been well and truly trashed until Sisto and Goldblum transform into CGI angels (one red, one blue) for their climactic encounter in an abandoned amusement park. Again, one for devotees.