I know they're both just cartoon characters, but this animated situation is proof that to get yourself a good-lookin' gal, you've gotta be able to make them laugh. Jessica Rabbit takes the sultry femme fatales from classic noir films to the next level, allowing for body proportions unmatchable by actual humans. She's not bad, and she's sure as hell not drawn that way either. Then there's Roger. He's great, a classic cartoon character. But for heaven's sake, he's a rabbit. Even animated, that relationship wouldn't even be legal in most states in the U.S.