10 Movie Quotes Everybody Gets Wrong

2. The Empire Strikes Back

The Misquoted Line: "Luke, I am your father."

The Actual Line: "No, I am your father."

At this stage, the only people who think revealing Darth Vader as Luke Skywalker's father is a spoiler are those who lament Christmas nativity plays for ruining the plot of The Bible (God's the dad). Everybody knows ol' lampshade head is the trainee Jedi's pop - but that hasn't stopped people misquoting The Empire Strikes Back's most iconic line every day since 1980.