10 Movies That Were So Bad You Couldn't Even Get Angry

10. The Emoji Movie

The Emoji Movie is quite possibly the most cynical thing that's ever come out of Hollywood, and that's saying something. The best animated features appeal to both children and adults alike, with this abomination against cinema marking one of the few times that both demographics were equally unimpressed.

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As we all know, Sir Patrick Stewart is an all-round good egg and one of the nicest guys out there, but casting him as a literal piece of sh*t is the least of The Emoji Movie's worries. Everything about it is terrible, from the writing to the voice performances down to the bog-standard 'be yourself' message buried under some of the most blatant product placement this side of a Michael Bay movie.

Incredibly, the movie made almost $220m worldwide despite positive reviews being as rare as Vin Diesel without a tank top, but you can't get mad about how irredeemably awful it is because anyone with half a brain knew from the second it was announced that The Emoji Movie only existed as a vehicle to mass market the smartphone industry to impressionable youngsters.

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