10 Movies That Were So Much Better When I Was A Kid

By Chris Combs /

2. Inspector Gadget - 1999

Okay, so this is one of those movies that someone should have told me I shouldn't have liked or even watched as a kid. But it had things I liked: kinetically amusing actions, visually stimulating mechanisms, peculiar and loud sounds that kept my attention. So pretty much it was a baby mobile. And isn't it weird that Rupert Everett is on this list twice? But Inspector Gadget didn't seem that bad at the time. Yet at the same time I thought jumping off my porch with an umbrella would work like it did in the cartoons. A much not needed adaptation of the classic cartoon that fell into the genre only shared by Inspector Gadget and Robocop of €œFrankenstein Cops€, Inspector Gadget had things going for it€I think. There was Matthew Broderick. And he just did Godzilla. And I know I€™m not suppose to like that either, but I did (and sadly still find it horribly amusing). Then there was the smart-ass, back-talking car. And then there was a groin shot, and as we have established, they are funny to children. So unfortunately, it was €œfunny€ and €œentertaining€ at the time. Realizing how much €œbetter€ Inspector Gadget was as a kid was a wake-up call. I had no idea this sort of thing happens in Hollywood until I watched it when my more cinematic critical mind was developing. I can€™t say that I can get all the way throw the pathetic set-ups and poor attempts at humor for any age range now like I did as a kid. This was one franchise that should have been left alone as a cartoon. Just like the Smurfs€and Garfield€and Alvin and the Chipmunks€and Yogi Bear. But Wacky Races, that I really want to see. But much like Inspector Gadget, it won€™t be any good, especially now that I am an adult. Mom, why did you let me watch this?