The idea of asking your school principal for candy might seem tantalizing at first, but that dream should dissipate pretty quickly when you realize he moonlights as a serial killer. And he's not altogether shy about it. If he's not going to chop you up, he'll teach you how to do it. So, if anything, a visit to Principal Steven's house would provide one of the most memorable Halloweens in quite a while; you just might have to enjoy all your remaining Halloweens as a disembodied head. Unless, of course, you bring your trusty, sexy werewolf lady-friend. That could even things out. But I certainly wouldn't expect a lot of candy in either scenario.