By all accounts, Halloween + hotel should equal some sensational fun. And maybe in most cases, it would. This is not one of those cases, despite the thrill of having to outrun an axe-wielding Jack Nicholson in a giant hedge maze. Or maybe you could team up with the creepy twins and see how well that works out for you, going from room to room pleading for candy and getting petrifying shrieks instead. And how could we forget the magic floor that bestows upon you rivers of blood? Oh, the Stanley Hotel, you shouldn't have!