Ah, come on in, everyone! Let's see. We've got some Reese's. Some Butterfingers. Some demonic monsters, zombies, everything that's ever poured out of your nightmares ever...oh, and the government. Yeah, no, they're not here to help. No, no, don't go. We need you to feed the gods of evil. Okay, well, we'll compromise. You use this chainsaw for some impalement--no, no, just a little impalement? Just a little bit? One vital organ? We'll settle for one vital organ? Great. Yeah, sure, here's your handful of Tootsie Rolls. Thanks for the cooperation! ...what do you mean you're not a virgin?