Again, I'm playing the old man card here, but I can't get through even a page of 50 Shades of Grey without thinking E.L. James has never and will never have sex let alone at least take the time to google "BDSM" and figure out what it's really about. Reading these books is like going to a Junior High School sex-ed class and asking if the uvula is the lady part that makes the babies happen. Watch the hands go up, I swear to God. This is what we're dealing with and it's bad news bears for kids who have no idea was BDSM is. I can only imagine the news stories of kids hurting each other because they were trying to do something they saw from Fifty Shades of Grey. Whipping and spanking and paddles and tennis balls (for some reason). Incriminating, embarrassing photos will circulate High School campuses embarrassing young boys and girls, forcing them to be home schooled, while others drop out and are forced to take jobs doing things no human being should be forced to do. They have children out of wedlock who's parents abandon them who grow to resent adults and as a result hate teachers and authority and they too flunk out of school and are forced to take jobs doing things they shouldn't, and the cycle continues on and on forever until the end of the world. In short, the Fifty Shades of Grey movie will cause your kids to drop out of school and become strippers. Do you want that?