10 Rules To Survive A Horror Movie

10. Attics And Basements Are For Losers. DEAD Losers.

Going to the one point in a house that has no escape are we? Well, I hope you're ready to lose the game of life, my friend, as they're a horror movie no go. Whether it's a nasty blood-soaked Mia stuck downstairs or a bunch of home movies you'd be better off avoiding upstairs, nothing good ever comes of going in either - and far too often, characters don't come out again at all.

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Of course, sometimes they're the only place to find a clue as to what's REALLY going on with your spooky shenanigans, so if you really, truly, desperately have to go into either one, then for god's sake - don't do it alone.

Best to go whole hog with this one and avoid the need to go into either at all by living in a flat though to be quite honest. Just make sure it's ground floor so you've got your exit plan covered in case of axe-wielding emergencies.

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