10 Star Wars Moments That Are Incredibly Stupid

By Rebecca Kulik /

1. Vader Spontaneously Dies - Return Of The Jedi

How did Darth Vader die? Seriously, how? Who killed him? The script killed him. The fact is that Luke couldn€™t really drag Vader down to the planet and try to explain all that to the rebels. Seriously, imagine everyone€™s reaction to seeing Darth Vader walking around, and Luke yelling about things like €œredemption€ and €œnice now!€ War crimes tribunals would not have been the right note to end on, am I right? So Vader has to die. Luke could have killed him, in a fit of anger. Or the Emperor could have killed him, jamming a knife or something in just before he dies. Or he could prosaically kill himself. Nope, none of the above. He€™s just dying now. Some last words and shit, and he€™s dead.