10 Terrifying Movie Apocalypses We Should All Embrace

By Chris Peet /

2. An Ape Revolution - Planet Of The Apes Series

This is where we€™re headed. All roads lead to an ape revolution: humans will soon be imprisoned by highly intelligent, talking simians and regularly told that, as human beings, we€™re a pathetic sub-species. If it seems a bit harrowing, that€™s because it is. But it€™s going to happen. How else could this franchise have endured for so long? The evolution of cute-and-cuddly-apes-who-grow-up-to-be-a-bit-violent to uber-savvy-apes-who-can-talk-and-will-ultimately-enslave-mankind is not something that will have a happy ending for either species. The Planet of the Apes films clearly prove this. The 1968 film with Roddy McDowall is the hell-on-earth type scenario; a lot of embittered and full-of-themselves chimps hang out wearing preposterous clothes, shouting about how wonderful they are and forcing poor Charlton Heston to run around with no clobber on until he damns us all to hell. Mind, the recent reboot showing the rise of Andy Serkis€™ Caesar doesn€™t seem so bad really. You get the impression Caesar would be a just and compassionate leader to both the apes and the humans. There€™d be no favouritism here; just a lot of broody meditations on home-family-future, a lot of staring into the middle distance and wondering, and the occasional violent outburst by an aggrieved monkey foot soldier. What€™s not to like? And you do get the sense that intellectual chimp life would do a far greater job at running the world than the sub-species that€™s currently doing its level best to balls it up. Hail Caesar!