10 Things We'll Never See In A James Bond Film

By Michael Thompson /

9. James Bond Eating Fast Food

Can you imagine someone handing a bag of McDonald's to 007? What would he do with it? After daintily setting it down as if it contained a bomb he would immediately phone room service even if we wasn't staying at a hotel. This guy only eats top dollar, so-expensive-it-eats-you, food. And as for drinks, ever order a vodka martini at the bar? Try tipping back four or five of those at a bar each night as old James does and see how long your pocket book lasts you. Not to mention, how well you feel afterwards too. Bond munching on a cheeseburger and packing fries into his face? Never going to happen in a Bond film.