10 Thoughts Every Guy Had While Watching Fifty Shades Darker

10. "She Said I Wouldn't Be The Only Guy Here!"

Before you went to watch the movie, you were repeatedly reassured by your wife/girlfriend that there'd be plenty of other men in the theatre. The sheer amount of females that would certainly be in attendance made it likely that at least one of them also took their boyfriend along for the ride. Right?

But, as you descend into the warm darkness of your designated screen and quickly take an obligatory glance around, the horrible realisation that you are the only audience member of the male variety quickly sets in.

Embarrassed, you rush for your seat and bury your face in a monstrous bucket of popcorn, taking occasional slurps from a cool, large Pepsi - no ice.

You ended up staying this way for much of the movie's runtime, afraid that the females surrounding you would smell your fear, beginning to wish you'd brought one of Christian Grey's black masks to shield your identity.

Many of us likely endured such an uncomfortable situation, so remember that while we all sat through the same terrible movie, for others it was much, much worse than just that.