10 Worst Film Couples Of The Last 20 Years

10. Dane Cook And Jessica Simpson - Employee Of The Month

Judging from all the archived evidence, Dane Cook is incapable of having real chemistry with anyone except Dane Cook. Likewise, Jessica Simpson probably has a stronger bond with the watercolor painting of herself she made ten years ago - that she still proudly displays on her refrigerator door - than she does with any actual people.

So naturally the decision was made to bring these two vacuous, strangely popular pin-ups together, throw some money at a production crew who didn't mind leaving their souls at home for a few weeks, and hope the cameras are able to catch something vaguely resembling human emotion emanating toward one another.

It didn't work.

No, despite every frat boy in America lining up outside of movie theaters to worship at the feet of this new "power couple," Employee of the Month was a major bomb. If you need any guesses as to why that is, simply check out that photo above. It's basically a guarantee that somewhere off camera, a PA is holding a kitty cat in one hand and a Nickelback poster in the other. That's the only way you could even get them to look in the same direction at the same time.