What the is this? A comic book movie starring Shaq? As in, Shaquille O'Neal, the freakin' basketball player? The '90s sure proved itself to be a land of opportunity for sports personalities who wanted to try their hand at acting, huh? Anyway, Shaq plays the DC superhero "Steel" in this, who is a sort of combination between Superman and African American folk hero John Henry. I don't know for what reason. Nobody went to see this when it came out, because how do you sell an idea as ridiculous as Steel to human beings with conscious thought? You don't, which is why it lost $14 million at the box office. Worse still, I can confirm that Shaq was not hired for his acting abilities ("What?!") and was instead chosen because he was rather sizeable. He manages to pull it off, though, right? No, I'm afraid he does not. Nothing about this movie is enjoyable, except for the part where Steel says "it's hammer time," which - though certainly amusing - also kind of makes you dislike yourself each time you hear it. Fact is, Steel just wasn't a very universally recognised character and nobody wanted to have to say, "I'm just going out to see that Shaq movie where he's playing a sort of robot man or something." Still, despite being nominated for a Razzie for his performance here, it was Kevin Costner who beat out Shaq for his performance in The Postman. Jesus, Kevin€ can you ever live that down? Shaq's not even an actor!