13 Movie Characters Who Would Be A Better President Than Jeb Bush

11. Michael Myers - Halloween

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A true horror icon, Michael Myers has killed more teenagers than Donald Rumsfeld, caused more nightmares than Ann Coulter and survived being in a movie with Busta Rhymes. Trends come and go, but Big Mike remains standing, despite having been stabbed, electrocuted, run over, decapitated and hit by over a thousand rounds of ammunition.

Particularly endearing to Republicans is his attitude towards teenagers with liberal views on drugs and public fornication. A true conservative, Mikey doesn’t just favour the death penalty, he applies it.

Pros:

1. Deeply right wing

2. Has links with Satanists

3. Fathered a child with his niece 

Cons:

1. Mute

2. Wears a Captain Kirk mask

3. Anti-family