13 Small Changes That Would Make Terrible Movies Awesome
12. Actual Full-Frontal Nudity - Fifty Shades Of Grey
Before Fifty Shades of Grey hit cinemas, there was a lot of discussion about how sexually graphic the movie was going to be, given the obviously explicit nature of E.L. James' source material.
As it turned out, the film was a disappointingly tame effort that didn't even deliver basic, full-frontal nudity bar one incredibly fleeting glimpse of Jamie Dornan's nether-regions.
Look, this movie never needed to be a scripted masterpiece, but if it at least featured Dornan and Dakota Johnson with all their junk out in the open, then it would've delivered on its promises of bringing lurid sex to the big screen. That would've been enough to make the film feel relevant and successful at its intent, and even a sexy, damn good time.
Instead, it was basically a big-budget Lifetime movie that satisfied nobody beyond the under-sexed middle-aged housewife demographic.