RottenTomatoes Score: 10% The Plot: An adaptation of the classic role-playing game, as evil mage Profion (Irons) attempts to overthrow the kind Empress Savina (Thora Birch) to take rule for himself. Why It Sucks: It's truly a miracle that Dungeons and Dragons didn't get a single Razzie nomination: the direction, writing and performances are all almost universally terrible, with Irons taking the cake, delivering an outrageously scenery-devouring turn that indicates he knew he was in a total dud and decided to just have some fun with it. It's a shameful stain on the actor's CV, but at least there's the hope that a sizable portion of the $45 million budget paid for his new penthouse or something. Either way, horrible, horrible stuff, if also kinda hilarious.