RottenTomatoes Score: 8% The Plot: In the town of Paradise, Arizona, the Postal Dude (Zack Ward) is angry as hell, and teams up with his Uncle Dave (Dave Foley) to steal a shipment of valuable dolls, unaware that Al-Qaeda and Osama Bin Laden are also after them. Why It Sucks: It's an Uwe Boll film, and while actually one of his better efforts (though that's saying very little), it's still a horrid film that any self-respecting actor after more than a paycheck would probably be ashamed to be involved with. Yes, it's politically incorrect, but it's also not very clever or funny: it thinks that just trampling over the PC movement is enough to win the audience over, but it's not. Simmons appears in a relatively brief role as a douchebag politician, thankfully for him, but even so, it's hilarious to think he took this role on in-between finishing up Sam Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy and winning an Oscar for Whiplash earlier this year. Tragic.