15 Best Things The Internet Has Done With Jurassic World

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2. That One Guy

Enerjax celebrates an unnamed character who might really make you think about how you'd respond to a true disaster. You are enjoying a margarita when everything turns to crap and suddenly a dozen species of dinosaurs are rampaging about and killing or threatening people all around you. Do you run like hell, forgetting that your margarita even existed? Or do you remember the parable of the tigers and the strawberry, where a man realizes he will probably die in seconds, and uses those last few seconds to enjoy the simple pleasure of eating a strawberry rather than surrender to despair? The important question here is, is it a strawberry margarita?