Just when you thought you couldn't be any more jealous of Statham, he can also boast having 'footballer' on his CV. Sorry Nottingham Forest, he won't be coming to solve your defensive problems any time soon with his inevitably rock-hard style, but amateur side Hollywood FC, owned by a Sex Pistol, are in luck. Guitarist Steve Jones set up the team and filled the over 30's squad with an array of acting and musical talent. Statham's teammates included Ralf Little and Robbie Williams, as well as ex-international footballers Vinnie Jones, Frank Leboeuf and Alexi Lalas.