11. How Many Times Does Kevin James Fall Over? - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Release Date: April 17th The first Paul Blart movie was little more than Kevin James playing the goofball role he's mastered over the years and falling flat on his a** more times than most people care to remember. Fans (if there are any, which going by the $183 million box office haul, yes, there are) will no doubt be expecting more of the same from the upcoming sequel, imaginatively titled Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. The trailer shown off to date unsurprisingly features two Kevin James pratfalls, likely a mere tease of the insane number of times audiences should expect to see Mr. Blart slip, fall and be pushed on his sizeable keister throughout the sure-to-be-masterpiece of contemporary cinema. Verdict: If it's less than a dozen times, then James just isn't trying hard enough really, is he?