18 Hilarious Amazon Reviews Of 2017's Oscar Movies

18. La La Land

Nominated For: Basically everything.

According to reviewer Teutonic Knight, La La Land lacks magic, is a typical boy-meets-girl romance (presumably he turned off before the devastating end montage), and is full of "quiet moments in this film in which the dialog is just trivial and boring."

Wooden acting, poor singing, a simplistic plot... "Pleasant but very two-dimensional." But at least the jazz club scenes are nice, and there is a helpful caveat that "if you want to see a similar film with much more depth, dancing, excitement, comedy, and catchy music, check out the 2005 flick Bewitched!"

Imagine the tragedy behind this.