18 Signs You're A True Rocky Horror Picture Show Fan

By Nina Cresswell / May 8, 2014

16. You Have A Drawer Dedicated To Fishnet Stockings

Never can a man or woman have too many stockings, garters and fishnets. The hosiery department of a Rocky devotee is quite possibly more colourful than that of Dita Von Teese. There's few places in the world you can go wearing suspenders in public without anyone battering an eyelid. Of course, we have drag shows and burlesque, but neither are half as fun as the debauchery of a Rocky Horror Picture Show.

15. You Know The Unconventional Conventionalist Rules Like The Back Of Your Hand

If you're not at a show indulging in some good old audience "parti-ci-pation"; you're shadow casting in front of the TV, much to the delight of your family.

14. When People Say They "Don't Get" The Rocky Horror Picture Show

What is it about a sweet transvestite from Transylvania, seducing a newly-engaged couple after creating a muscled monster in tight gold pants, that you dont get?

Only kidding. RHPS has a cult following for a reason, and the easily offended are, well, offended: which makes it all the more sacred to the Rocky Horror church. After all, its not easy having a good time.

13. You Can Do The Time Warp Better Than The Cast

An impeccable jump to the left, and a pelvic thrust thats enough to burst the seams of your pants.

You've done the routine so many times, you've even started to add your own personal touches to moves.

12. You Automatically Reach For A Lighter/Phone/Torch When You Hear "Over At The Frankenstein Place"

I can see the flag fly, I can see the rain!