20 Problems Only Cinema Workers Will Understand

By KJ Lewis /

18. 2-4-1 Days

Patrons, this is a great day for you. This allows you to buy extra concessions because you save at the box office, resulting in three times the amount of rubbish to drop on the floor of the auditorium.

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Also, this is the day that you bring your neighbours€™ kids and their cousins and forget to put any of them on a leash. We don€™t know where your kids have gone and telling us that he is €˜this tall€™ hardly jogs our memory. Maybe if he was the kid behaving himself and not touching the pick n mix with his hands, we€™d have a better chance of picking him out from the usual crowd.

Also, these are the days we learn that people will queue in every other direction than the one we want.

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