The Plot: With a recent divorce, his mother being killed by a milk truck and his daughter planning to move away for University, Paul Blart (Kevin James) is down on his luck. That all changes, however, when he's invited to a security officer convention in Las Vegas, and finds himself trying to stop the ultimate daring heist. Why It Shouldn't Exist: Because this is basically just a lazy reprise of the original...but in Las Vegas. Yes, there was the obvious financial incentives for Fox and Kevin James to make it happen, but that audiences again made it a substantial commercial success says a lot about humans as a species. The full extent of the movie's humour is James being socially awkward, having an inflated opinion of himself, falling on his a** and pretty much just saving the day by accident. It's embarrassing, cringe-worthy nonsense and almost the epitome of bad cinema. Notice we said almost...