21 Monstrously Stupid Pieces Of Writing In Godzilla

By David Hooks /

16. Where Has Godzilla Been For 50 Years?

Godzilla lives on the ocean floor to be near the radioactive core of the Earth right? And he€™s the same Godzilla that was hit by all those nuclear blasts in the 50€™s so spectacularly ineffectively yes? So where has he been for the past 50 years or so? Napping? Nuclear power stations aplenty, nuclear submarines, hell, even Chernobyl, not a peep. Then two creatures show up that aren€™t even his competitors or prey and he€™s all over it? Did their echo-location calls wake him up and piss him off royally? If he€™d turned up then killed and eaten them then fine or if they were fighting over land or resources cool, but exactly what was Godzilla€™s motivation (dahling) to risk life and limb killing these two massive creatures and then slink off back to the sea? Oh, and while we€™re at it, aren€™t they supposed to be parasites and the word spores is mentioned on more than one occasion? Could someone not have opened a biology text book from high school and looked up the mating behavior of parasites because these things don€™t act like anything other than standard eat, sleep, mate creatures.