4. Tyra Banks Just Walked In On You, Naked and Probably Dismembering a Body
This gorgeous model is waiting for the explanation that should come with her entering the room and finding you doing something so unspeakably awkward, disgusting, or embarrassing that she can't find words for it. Because, really, with the plethora of photos of Tyra Banks that exist of her beauty pretty much throwing the earth off its axis, how is this even remotely acceptable? She is still considered a major celebrity and she's still going strong. ...and she's still waiting for you to explain why you're feeding that tied up nun a bacon sandwich.