2. Chuck Norris is...Guys, Look at Chuck Norris' IMdB Picture
For some reason, this feels more like a school yearbook photo than a resume picture. I can just imagine the conversation held between Norris and the photographer. "Um, Mr. Norris, would you like to set the gun down for the photo? ...no, no. Down. No, like out of frame. Over th--Mr. Norris?" "Either you shoot or I do."