Willie T. Stokes is a shopping mall Santa who takes the opportunity, whilst at work, to deactivate the mall's security system on Christmas Eve so that he can rob it over Christmas. Whilst on a shift as Santa, he is visited by Thurman; a plump child who genuinely believes he is Santa Claus. When Thurman sits on his knee, he stares blankly at him, at which point Willie says "great, another f***ing mongoloid! Get this kid off me before he p*sses on me!" After his shift, Willie is in the mall parking lot when he is attacked. Thurman steps in and effectively saves him, since Willie's assailant doesn't want to be violent in front of a child. Willie gives Thurman a ride home and, through much misleading verbal discourse, learns that the boy lives in an affluent house with just his very senile grandmother. He breaks in, steals his Father's BMW and uses Thurman's trust (he still thinks he's Santa) to gain food and a warm bed. And now, five instances in which kids turn the tables...