The Rule: You can't wear a tank top two days in a row, and you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week. So I guess you picked today. Oh, and we only wear jeans or track pants on Fridays. Halloween is the one night a year you can dress up like a total slut and a piece of animal attire. How These Rules Would Improve Fight Club: While the dull colour scheme may help in setting the grim tone of pretty much every David Fincher movie, it doesnt help the film leap out and grab you with style and pazzaz, you have to draw your attention to performances, directorial style and dialogue which is something a modern cinemagoer can do without. Could you imagine anything more eye-catching than Meat Loaf's breast heavy Bob in a furry corset with a pair of mouse ears on? Anyone who would rather see anything different in a grim movie about fighting and finding ones individual place in a world of rules and misery are lying to you. I repeat: lying to you. People who pretend their lives cant be improved by strictly regimented fashion rules and overweight men in corsets are clearly kidding themselves, and this added to Fight Club would only add to the fun.