The Hero: Bryan Mills, former CIA badass, and loving father to that pretty one from Lost. And by "loving father," I definitely mean "overprotective to the point of creepy." When his teenage offspring, Kim, gets captured whilst vacationing in France and is forced into an Albanian sex ring, Mills jets over to Europe and goes on a relentless head-smashing, body breaking odyssey to get her back. In the sequel, their roles are reserved, and it's up to Kim to save her daddy in Istanbul, though the movie still presents plenty of opportunities for Mills to punch and maim people. Jail? You Can't Be Serious? Where to start? When Mills sets out to save Kim, he leaves all his tact at the US airport. What follows on from here is perhaps the ultimate "daddy fantasy" - a father who will genuinely stop at nothing to get his kid back. And I do mean nothing. Which means Mills breaks, like, a zillion laws in his quest to reclaim her, which (in the first movie alone) includes shooting the innocent wife of a former French intelligence officer in the arm to gain leverage. Not to mention the fact that Mills tears down most of Paris as he goes from place to place, shouting variations of "Kiiim!" and "Kiiimmy!", shooting anybody who may or may not have made eye contact with her at one point. In Taken 2, things get worse. When Mills himself is captured, he instructs his daughter to use grenades so he can use the sound to pinpoint his location, by randomly throwing them through the streets of Istanbul. How many innocent people are these grenades killing off-screen? Later, both Mills and his daughter crash through the barriers of the US embassy, succumbing to a relentless hail of bullets, and are somehow not shot or arrested. At the end of these two adventures, Mills has totally two iconic European cities into the ground. And yet, because we know that Mills is former CIA of the highest order, he can apparently use this to defer the consequences to any of his actions - even in foreign countries. I'm glad Mills managed to get Kim back and all, and it's fine that these movies are about his character doing whatever it takes to bring her home, but the point is: this man deserves some jail time, because he's done some genuinely terrible things and has endangered the lives of the public on an uncountable number of occassions. Recommended Sentence: 25 years (no parole) Who have we missed? Let us know in the comments section below.