7 Movie Crises That Would Have Been Solved In Seconds by Batman

By Cameron Carpenter /

2. The Raid

The Situation: A SWAT team infiltrates an apartment complex from the ground level up, battling off the goons of the criminal king that they have arrived to apprehend. Enter The Batman: The idea of going level by level beating the living crap out of the evil tenants is adorably amusing to Batman and one hundred percent unnecessary. Batman kicks ass; that's a given. And he doesn't need to take on martial artist after martial artist to prove it. He's an incredibly conservative vigilante, which means that he's going to start at the top, duke it out with Mad Dog, wrap up our main baddie in a tether line, and leap to safety with him; not unlike how he "extracted" a certain Chinese accountant in The Dark Knight. Could Batman have stayed and showed all the guards that their butts were a creative alternative for storing their ammunition, rather than packing it in belt pouches? Yes. But Batman is a gentleman. http://youtu.be/SImrsFKhqRM