3. Bono Is Really, Really Happy You Bought His New Album
He's not an actor, but he's still a major Hollywood player. And, boy, is he happy to be wherever he is. Ecstatically happy. Like he's been thrown back into childhood and has been promised a bevy of cookies once he finishes his piano lessons. Or, you could just put it this way: It's Bono going full Ringo Starr.