8 Crazy Horror Movie Sequels That Almost Happened

8. Beetlejuice 2: Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian

Just when you thought Beetlejuice couldn't get any better, and you learn that they almost decked him out in a dad shirt and sunglasses and sent him on holiday to slap his special brand of nonsense on unsuspecting tourists. Beetlejuice 2 was supposed to be set in the tropical land of coconuts that is Hawaii, revolving around the Deetz family wanting to develop a resort that turns out to be built on top of an Ancient Burial Ground - as all the best spooky things are.

After plenty of shenanigans, Betelgeuse would be all riled up and eventually end the movie competing a surf competition: which perhaps is the one thing cinema has been missing all these years. So why the hell haven't we had it?

Instead of cracking on with the sleaze on a surfboard, Michael Keaton and Tim Burton went on their merry way to making Batman Returns, leaving the property to bounce around unattended until Kevin Smith pied it off and left it for dead. Thanks for nothing, everyone.