Uncle Rico is one of the most bizarre characters to have ever been conjured by the human mind. Though he starts out relatively okay in the beginning of Napoleon Dynamite - what with his personal love of fatty steaks and trying to impress his nephews - by the end of the movie this guy has entered annoying character territory. A loser in near enough every sense, the really creepy part of Rico's personality reveals itself when he decides that it's a good idea to go out into the world and try to sell breast enhancement drugs to teenage girls. Why, Rico? Why did your brain tell you that was a sensible idea? Annoying as Rico is, though, there's enough scheming going on here to warrant 57 spin-offs individual movie spin-offs chronicling his many adventures. I'll talk about one. The Spin-Off: "Uncle Rico Goes To Washington (State)" To my mind, there aren't enough movies out there with brackets in the title, so this spin-off already has that going for it. Aside from that snazzy feature, "Uncle Rico Goes To Washington (State)" picks up a few years after Napoleon Dynamite, with our titular character moving out of Idaho because his girlfriend has dumped him again. In Washington (State), he starts another hair-brained scheme, this time to do something even more insane, like, uh, import rare turtles and charge people to see them or something. I haven't thought that bit through, yet. I'll be funny, though, I assure you. Hello?