"So much leather. So very much leather." That could have been the tagline for Tim Burton's second go-round with the caped crusader, Batman Returns. And the presence of Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman was responsible for quickening the puberty process for over half the pubescent population. Likewise, her fight with Michael Keaton's Batman probably aroused a lot of people in a lot of very confusing ways. She speaks only in cat puns, wears what is essentially a shiny black bald cap, and really likes kneeing dudes in the face. That shouldn't be hot. But Pfeiffer manages to sexy the hell out of that scene. It ends with Catwoman literally walking all over her fallen enemy with her high-heeled leather boots, then slowly licking his lips. Because...she's part cat, remember? Again, the kitten imagery should make this a huge turnoff, but dammit, there's just something about her feline femininity that plays here. Just try not to think of any of this the next time your cat sits on your lap.