8 Movies Almost Ruined By Dumb Endings

By Tom Nicholson /

6. Army Of Darkness

After fighting back the undead hordes, Ash does eventually manage to get back to his own time and his old job at S-Mart. There's still time to fit in an interlude in which Ash kills another Deadite and gets the girl, naturally, but he's basically all sorted out. However, in Sam Raimi€™s original ending, Ash was meant to be settling into a six-century kip when he gets distracted by some tumbling rocks and accidentally overdoses, waking up 100 years in the future among classic signifiers of a collapsed civilisation: a collapsing Big Ben, a brown sky, and some rusty bedsteads. Now, I know Raimi rather likes this ending as it€™s consistent with the governing principle of putting Ash through absolute hell which guides Evil Dead, Evil Dead II and Army of Darkness, but surely the poor bloke deserves a bit of a break. Aside from anything else, it just feels so abrupt and flippant. After all, what€™s the point in taking Ash on this journey from screaming idiot to unbelievably cool and sexy hero for the ages if you€™re going to then sacrifice all of that character development for a quick gag? As facile as the S-Mart ending is (Ash flaunts distinctly superior gunplay skills and gets babe), it€™s a bit more narratively satisfying. There€™s enough pathos in this conquerer of the undead having to go back to his job at a supermarket without throwing him into a dystopian future which looks a bit like an attempt at begging for another sequel.