Im not even certain how this film managed to get green-lit, if Im perfectly honest. Oh wait, Adam Sandler can do whatever the f**k he wants, including s**t in a 35mm film canister and call it a movie, thats how. Which is what hes done with You Dont Mess With The Zohan. Sporting a thick fake Israeli drawl, Sandler gyrates his way through the films seemingly never-ending 113 minute run time, apparently under the belief that acting like a complete tool is in and of itself funny. Sandler has it in him both comedic and dramatic ability but in You Dont Mess With The Zohan he chooses to bring neither to the table. Instead, we get funny (not really) broken English and Disco, disco, disco! Its old schtick from Sandler, admittedly dressed up with a dodgy haircut and an even dodgier accent, but the staleness of the act oozes through like so much old Hummus nonetheless.